Homer: What kind of fun? Bart: How about a dare contest? Homer: That sounds fun. Homer: Why you little! I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny! Bart: You know, we are on the roof. Grampa Simpson: Wait a minute, I'm still in the car. Marge: What is the point of going to church every Sunday when if someone we love has a genuine religious experience, we ignore it? Right, Grampa? Grampa Simpson: I want bananas on my waffles! Homer: I rest my case. But that's okay, because we love him and we got a free rug out of it. Homer: I'll tell you what happened to him. What about Grampa? Bart: I want syrup! Lisa: I want strawberries! Marge: Something happened to that man. Homer: Okay, who wants waffles? Bart/Lisa/Grampa: I do, I do, I do! Marge: Wait a minute. Whoa, Nelly! People of Springfield, heed this warning: Twisted tail! A thousand eyes! Trapped forever! Lisa: Dad, do something! Homer: This book doesn't have any answers! Grampa Simpson: Beware! Beware! Time is short! EPA!! EPA!!! EEEEEEPAAAAAA!!!!!!! Believe me! Believe me! Thanks for listening. Let it out! Abe Simpson: Horrible, horrible things are going to happen! And they're gonna happen to you! And you! And you! And you. Reverend Lovejoy: Somebody else? Let the Lord's light shine upon you. Ned: An immodest sense of pride in our community. Ned: Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Reverend Lovejoy: What is it, Ned? Ned: The good Lord is telling me to confess to something. I'm going to call on one of you! ' Reverend Lovejoy: Now, the word of God dwells within everyone. Reverend Lovejoy: Today I'd like to try something a little different. Those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony-baloney God. Why can't I worship the Lord in my own way, by praying like hell on my deathbed? Marge: Homer, they can hear you inside. Reverend Lovejoy: For the latest rock band to die in our town Lord, hear our prayer. Mike: Gentlemen, it's been an honor playing with you tonight. Lisa: I thought they touched on a vital issue. Tré Cool: But the pollution in your lake, it's dissolving our barge. Otto: Dingus! Carl: Oh, you suck! Shut up and play! Barney: Preachy! Mike: We're not being preachy. Now we'd like just a minute of your time to say something about the environment. We've been playing for three and a half hours. Billie Joe: All right, well, thanks a lot for coming. Especially you! Professor Frink: Movie, on the big /small screen! If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker. Homer: I can't believe we're paying to see something we get on TV for free. Homer: Boring! Lisa: Dad, we can't see the movie. Itchy: Hey, how you doing? Good to see you. Scratchy: We come in peace for cats and mice everywhere.

Everyone keep calm and nobody explodes